2012 Allen and Ginter - Joey Furts |
Name: Joey Furts
Sex: M
Age: 31
Hometown: Willow Cove
Occupation: Poker Player and Hustler
Sign: Virgo
All-around sleazy character and not to be trusted in the least
Anagram of Name: Joey's Turf
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxer-Briefs
Favorite Movie: Terms of Endearment
Has many enemies
Last time he cried: Little sister's wedding
Banned from Guttman's Gutters for life
Favorite Snack: Rolo
Has been involved or implicated in many shady dealings
Favorite Drink: Shirley Temple on the rocks
Twitter Handle: @AllIn4theWin
Baseball Idol: Craig Counsell
Education: MFA in Studio Art from Columbia University
Guilty Pleasure song: "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Caught running a three card monte scam
Best friend in the poker world: Annie Duke
Home PC: Compaq Presario
Favorite Olympic Event: Skeleton
Childhood Dream Job: Secret Service Officer
Least Favorite President: Zachary Taylor
Poker Bluff %: 11.4%
Twilight Allegiance: Team Edward
Time at Current Residence: 19 months
Number of Cats: 11
Girlfriend: None
Great stuff homie!!
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