DOON DISCS! My shipment of Doon Discs just arrived. They are good for healing vertigo, jock itch, sore thumbs, and uncontrolled ennui. I can really feel the Liquid Napkin (TM) Technology doing its work -- my blogging has never been better!!*
*Better is a subjective term. No guarantees of increased quality are implied. Side effects of Doon Discs include dry mouth, toe cramps, and receiving lots of awesome Minor League cards of guys named Michael. Thanks, Napkin!