I Want This Card:
1997 Fleer Ultra #432 - Chili Davis
Why do I want it? BECAUSE IT MAKES CHILI LOOK LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK! Or the blue/Smurf version of him. Or else just really buff. But I'm pretty sure that Chili Davis was the hugest, most ripped big leaguer ever. If I ever meet Chili Davis in person, I won't say a word -- I will just grab his biceps to see if they really are as big as these pictures lead me to believe. His neck is also ginormous.
I heard some kids on the bus saying ridiculous things like "Santa Claus isn't real" and "There's no way Chili Davis is that big -- it's just due to some air getting under his rubber jacket during a sprint." You know -- that kind of crazy talk. Hopefully someday they'll figure out how awesome Chili is and be able to experience the joy of having a card of his.
If any of you have this one available, please let me know! You can click to see the rest of my Most Wanted cards.